when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH
someone just left the dorm complex and she was wearing a shirt that said “I’m a thespian. my parents think it’s a stage.” and I swear I laughed for three minutes without stopping to breathe
"I will not fall prey to society’s desire to turn girls into emotionally insecure neurotics who pull up their dresses for the first flattering remark.”
Fell asleep after my shower, now I have nap hair.
"I became obsessed with turtles. I bought six of them and put them in a bathtub. They show no emotion, they’re so inanimate. It’s the complete opposite of what dogs are, I can’t stand dogs, they’re too willing to please. I like cats. Animals that require attention. Turtles have this fuck you attitude, ‘I’m stuck in this tank, I’m miserable and I’m not going to perform for you.’" - Kurt Cobain.
THE MAGIC BEGINS - Scene you really wanted to be in the movies, but wasn’t.